Let me just start this story by saying — this is something I could see myself doing.
Also, of course this happened in Florida. A woman was eating and drinking at a Red Lobster and eventually got kicked out because she was being too loud, according to Delish. Instead of leaving quietly, she reached into the lobster tank on the way out (brave), grabbed a lobster and RAN.
Like I said, I could see myself doing this and justifying it in my drunk state by saying ‘You think you can kick me out? Well I’m taking THIS. How do you like me now?”
Officers found her a not far from the restaurant but the lobster was nowhere in sight. She said she didn’t know what she did with the lobster because she was “blacked out drunk”. She was arrested for disorderly intoxication and the lobster was sadly, never recovered. Now imagine this being like the movie “Sausage Party” and the lobster was so excited to finally be picked only to get ran down the street by a drunk bitch and then probably tossed into a bush. Let’s consider the alternative….which one is worse? HAHA.