Sure because I want to throw up from drinking too much AND having too much coffee all at the same time. I cannot drink cold brew without feeling like I need to lay down on the ground for …ever. I definitely don’t know how I feel about cold brew infused vodka but it’s 2019 so of course it exists.

SKYY is always releasing crazy flavors and I’m down with it, but the thought of this one is making my palms sweat. Here’s what’s worse, in the article I just read on Delish, the author said she was going to put some IN HER COFFEE. Stop. Vom.

The SKYY Infusions Cold Brew Coffee has a 35% ABV. A 750-milliliter bottle costs $13.99 and the 1-liter is $16.99. It’s already on shelves so you cold brew freaks can test it out and have hella anxiety all weekend long.