Have you ever wanted something THIS bad? I mean I pray to god for extra skin care items in my BoxyCharm every month but I wouldn’t go sawing down their doors.

This woman tugged away at the doors of a botox clinic in the suburbs of Houston, Texas. When the doors wouldn’t open, she went and got her grinding saw which is a totally normal thing to carry around. She managed to get inside and steal a bunch of anti aging products and IS STILL AT LARGE. She is in her house right now covered in serum, head to fucking toe.

TMZ has the video and you can check it out HERE.

She just rolled up in her nice car with her hair in a pony and a pink t shirt ready to ROLL. I hope we eventually get to see her mugshot, I bet she looks 10 years younger.